No Humanity - Galactic doodle chaos & multiplayer

In a distant galaxy, there exists a spaceship that inadvertently becomes involved in a whimsical conflict between Brian and Shan. This chaotic battle features lasers zipping through the air, projectiles being unleashed, young boys’ hair growing at an astonishing rate, and monstrous eyes bulging in surprise.

Just a heads up: this experience is not for everyone. We designed it to be incredibly challenging and unpredictable, all in the name of entertaining our devoted fans.

This game includes:

- Minor irritation and unjust gameplay

- Unappealing doodles set against a space-themed apocalypse

- An amateurish take on bullet hell without the shooting aspect

- Support for up to 8 players in online multiplayer, only running smoothly when playing with friends

- An abundance of fish

- Humor that lacks refinement

- Basic graphics accompanied by low-budget music

- Videos that reward viewing

- A unique, once-in-a-lifetime kind of experience

- A fair amount of Chinese language

- Limited functionality without internet access

- A claw machine feature

Although this game might not warrant much attention, it surprisingly gained popularity through TikTok. We are grateful to our wonderful fans who shared this game with their friends, allowing us to see others face its challenges. Because of you, this game continues to thrive, and our team can unleash their creative ideas.

With much affection, Brian from the Discord community.

Controlled Chaos & Flying Fish: The Absurd Genius of Brian vs Shan

From the moment my spaceship was struck by a rogue koi fish mid-dodge roll, I realized this wasn't just a bullet hell—it was a psychedelic stress test where the only winning move was to embrace the glorious, unhinged pandemonium. What Brian vs Shan lacks in polish, it makes up for in pure, unfiltered personality. Imagine a Discord inside joke transformed into a playable universe: lasers that ricochet like hyperactive rubber bands, character models that stretch and warp like sentient taffy, and projectile patterns that seem personally offended by your existence. 

The magic lies in its refusal to play fair—and how that unfairness becomes the punchline. Dodging a screen-filling eyeball beam only to be flattened by a suddenly elongating strand of Brian’s hair isn’t frustrating; it’s slapstick genius.

Multiplayer is where the game ascends to cosmic absurdity. Coordinating with friends in voice chat while eight ships weave through a storm of low-poly fish, poorly drawn explosions, and screen-shaking "surprise mechanics" creates moments of pure, screaming camaraderie. That time our squad finally synchronized a claw machine grab on Shan’s UFO—only to reel in a glitched-out pixel octopus that crashed the lobby? 

We laughed until our ribs hurt. The "unappealing doodles" and bargain-bin synth tracks aren’t shortcomings; they’re aesthetic choices that amplify the game’s DIY charm, like a punk album recorded in a basement. And yes, the Chinese pop-up tutorials and mandatory online check-ins add to the surreal vibe—this isn’t a game you play, it’s a meme you survive.

Integrated FAQ Touches:

"Is the difficulty unfair or just brutal?" Deliberately, joyfully unfair. Patterns feel randomized, hitboxes are interpretive art, and bosses cheat with glee. Victory relies less on skill and more on laughing at the absurdity of your 47th consecutive fish-related demise.

"Why always online?" The chaos thrives on real-time unpredictability. Offline would feel sterile—like watching a riot through soundproof glass. Laggy matches with strangers? Part of the experience. Smooth sessions with friends? Priceless.

"What’s the claw machine for?" To weaponize RNG. Spend in-game fish (currency) to grab power-ups… or live chickens. Sometimes you get a laser buff; sometimes you yeet a poultry projectile at Brian’s forehead. It’s gambling as comedy.

"Is there progression?" Unlocking increasingly ridiculous ship skins (e.g., "Sentient Noodle Bowl") and viewing cursed reward videos is the progression. Beating "Stage 3" just means the hair grows faster.